I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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