I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn't in dire straits.
There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
I don't particularly think marriage is a sane thing.
How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?
Gay marriage is the last bastion of, to me… as a legal, ceremonial, sentimental and religious side, it's one of the last steps. Retaining your job being one of the earlier steps, like, not getting kicked out of your job because you're gay.
Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.
I'm an advocate for gay marriage. I have more gay friends than Carter has pills.
How many young hearts have revealed the fact that what they had been trained to imagine the highest earthly felicity was but the beginning of care, disappointment, and sorrow, and often led to the extremity of mental and physical suffering.
When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great.
My decision to end my marriage was such a risk to lose ratings and lose my fan base. I had to take that risk for my inner peace and to be happy with myself.
I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead, I think of more like, 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'
There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
I would absolutely, definitely never sell my wedding pictures to a magazine. I'd like it to be a special day, not a photo shoot. And once you've done that, your marriage becomes everybody else's business.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
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